When In Doubt, Make A List (Spike/Xander)
Title: When In Doubt, Make A List
Author: baudown
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Disclaimer: Not Mine
written for: open_on_sunday
Prompt: plus/minus
Word count: 100 (plus a photo)
Xander studied the list, frowning. It was decidedly unbalanced.
In the minus column:
Uses up hot water, shampoo
Blood -- doesn't wash mugs, leaves rings, microwave FOUL
TV -- stolen cable (arrest, jail?), bogarts remote, soccer football boring!!!
Gross smells -- peroxide, nail polish, cigarettes, blood
Constant flirting (big ho)
Evil
Weirdly possessive
Annoying
Stupid British slang
Bad moods -- like a fucking toxic cloud
Bad temper -- broken furniture, holes in wall
Friends (tell them!!!???) -- Willow (wigged?) Giles (disgusted?) Buffy (stakeage?)
In the plus column:
SPIKE
Behind him, husky-voiced: "Come to bed, pet."
Xander crumpled the list into a ball.
Pretty much a no-brainer.
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But for some reason, it won't post on the open_on_sunday site. Hmmm.
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And double kudos for giving me an excuse to use the Spander icon. ;-)
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And you know how I feel about that icon. Best. Icon. Ever.
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'Nuff said
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:-)
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